“We were camping and i heard something kicking through the brush, and at first i thought it was a wild horse. Are there wild horses out that way? Anyway, it wasn’t a wild horse, or any horse.”
abrokenseed asked:
Buttons was in my dream last night. For some reason we were in a classroom setting and he asked about something, but the person in charge said he couldn't do it there so he slunked away with a really weird walk? What even was that, brain?
galoogamelady answered:
you abandoned him in a time he needed you the most
tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn
he forces you into debt
that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch
Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far
you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo
